STACKER 2
WORLD'S STRONGEST FAT BURNER!

The weight loss industry is a multi-million dollar entity that has thrived upon the insecurities brought on by an intolerant society.

"An estimated 38 million Americans are significantly heavier than average, and face societal and institutional bias because of their size. Fat people are discriminated against in employment, education, access to public accommodations, and access to adequate medical care. In addition, fat people are stigmatized, and are the victims of tasteless jokes and assaults on their dignity. Despite evidence that 95-98% of diets fail over three years, our thin-obsessed society continues to believe that fat people are at fault for their size." - NAAFA -

I have never been skinny, but does that mean I have never been beautiful? The weight issue has been a big issue (no pun intended) for me for a long time. I have always felt that I did not fit into society's preconceived vision of beauty, and I have gone to great extremes in the attempt to drop those persistant ten or twenty pounds. The real question is... why? Is it for me? Is it for the hopes of finally turning some heads? Or is it to try to get rid of an insecurity that, in truth, has nothing to do with my weight?

For several weeks, I heard all those inspirational radio infommercials..."Are you having trouble getting the job done?", "I lost a 110lbs. on Stacker 2.", "All the fat on my body mystically disappeared after trying Stacker 2." Without any medical consultation, (largely due to embarrassment), I decided it was my turn to try the amazing Stacker 2.

The first time, I took a Stacker 2 pill, I was bouncing off the fucking walls. That itty bitty bitter-tasting yellow pill was like putting four brand new Duracell batteries into your favorite vibrator. What a ride. I ended up painting my closet doors in under two hours (there was nothing wrong with my closet doors). I have come to the conclusion that Stacker 2 is Crack. Despite the amazing amount of energy I was now feeling, I had not lost any weight on it. The only thing it did do, was give me the side-effects. I was energized, but I was also sleepless and nervous, even edgy. I was still fat. I was just a fat person with an amazing amount of energy.

I have decided to stop taking Stacker2, and find a real, healthy way to lose weight and get into the shape I want to be in.

Supplement Facts
Serving Size: 1 Capsule - 520mg (of Crack) per Capsule.

Ephedra Extract, Crack, Kola Nut Extract (contains caffeine), More Crack, White Willow Bark, Chromium Picolinate, and lots of fucking Crack.

Other Ingredients: Di Basic Calcium Phosphate, Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Black Lake Blend "R", What the fuck is Black Lake Blend "R"? Gelatin (Bill Cosby?), and FD&C Yellow #5.

Suggested Use: One capsule after meals. Do not exceed three daily. Insert capsule up nose and snort.

Product Information: For the discriminating user of Chromium (how do you define a discriminating user?), this product has now has the best of two worlds; the finest herbs of Stacker (Ephedra Extract, Kola Nut Extract & White Willow Bark) combined with the enhanced biological activity of Chromium, giving you the strongest natural energizer and thermogenic available. THIS STATEMENT HAS NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD & DRUG ADMINISTRATION.

In case of accidental overdose, seek professional assistance, join a marathon, or contact a Poison Control Center immediately. Always consult your physician before taking any herbal supplements.

XENICAL may be right for you if you are considerably overweight (at least 30 lbs, depending on height, or have a Body Mass Index (BMI) of 30 or greater). XENICAL may also be right for you if you are overweight (at least 20 lbs, depending on height, or have a BMI of 27 or greater) and also have other risk factors, such as high blood pressure, high cholesterol, heart disease or diabetes.

UPDATE 7/19/00
My doctor put me on Xenical. Supposedly, it will stop my body from absorbing up to 30% of fat intake. He put me on Xenical because I'm between 15 and 20lbs overweight, have a BMI of 28 and have slightly elevated blood pressure. The side effects of Xenical are incredibly gross, but luckily, I haven't experienced any of them. It is also very expensive and my insurance doesn't cover it - which sucks...

"Are you having trouble getting the job done?"

UPDATE 7/20/00
Someone told me today, that I was not fat - that instead, I had my "wiring crossed"... in other words, I'm thin but crazy.

Thank you, Alison.

UPDATE 7/23/00
The truth is... I am not fat. I am insecure. I am not a gym-buffed Adonis or a Chelsea Muscle God either. I am beautiful. I am incredibly talented, intelligent, witty, compassionate, and great in bed. >snap<

Stacker2 is still crack.

UPDATE 8/11/00
Still fat, but I'm getting a haircut tomorrow.

UPDATE 3/04/01
Months later... I arrive again at my original conclusion... that the weight loss industry is a multi-million dollar entity that has thrived upon the insecurities brought on by an intolerant society.

UPDATE 4/16/07
I am now trying Relacore. LOL.