WHEN I WAS NINETEEN
Bathrooms, Boyfriends, and
Teddy Bear Tongues
by Leora Dallas

Issue: August, 2000

(excerpts)
This is a lesbian story, although I'm not a lesbian.

I liked to rub my clit against the bed.

At that point, I remember
feeling for the first time the desire to be a man.

I turned around shaking my leather-clad
ass as I entered my apartment building.

The thrust of his manhood was s
o shocking to my lesbian vagina that
I couldn't say or do anything.

I noticed that he also had stolen
my 12" dildo and it was stuck up his ass.

She was so hot, and in her pictures
she was performing all sorts of things...

"I love your pussy, I love your pussy so much!"

EDGE
Fashion Faux Pas & Other Fuck Ups
By Giuliana, Celebrity Stylist

Issue: September, 2000

(excerpt)
In all my years, perhaps the worst thing I have seen is someone who tries too hard. Even if he pays meticulous attention to his physique, hair and wardrobe, a man should never look like he is making a fashion statement. A man should always look effortlessly fabulous, as if he didn't spend more than a minute putting himself together. Why?

Because believe that a man should always appear to know who he is, and what makes him look his best. He should control his style, not let the style control him. So what are some sure signs that a man doesn't have a clue or is trying too hard to be hip? Here are a few things that almost everyone should avoid if he wants to look like he's a man of true style and taste...

EDGE
How To Look Hot in the
Summer Heat
By Giuliana, Celebrity Stylist

Issue: October, 2000

(excerpt)
Women can't wait to wrap their arms around a hot summer hunk with a deep dark smoldering tan. That gorgeous bronze glow can make you look hot and healthy, and full of passion, especially if you have piercing blue or sea green eyes. Those colors really seem to sparkle when surrounded by beautiful tanned skin. Be careful though. I'm not saying go out there and burn your self to a crisp. No one likes a dried up prune!

EDGE
Make Friends with the Sun
By Giuliana, Celebrity Stylist

Issue: November, 2000

(excerpt)
Salt water from the sea and chlorine form the pool have a terrible drying affect on your hair. Also if you color your hair, you want to wash any pool chemicals out as soon as possible. However, if you do notice some green in your blond streaks, don't freak out. There are good shampoos especially made for swimmers that get the green out in one or two washes. These shampoos can be found in almost any drug store, so you don't have to worry. If you are too embarrassed to buy it yourself, then you can always ask your lady to pick you up some. This can be payback for the time she made you buy her tampons.

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