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07/30/00

 

Aries - March 21 - April 20
You are not pregnant.

 

Libra - September 23 - October 23
Balance in all things leads to imbalance in nothing.

Taurus - April 21 - May 21
Bullshit walks, and you have walked far.		 Scorpio - October 24 - November 22
Your mother is a lunatic, and insanity is hereditary.

Gemini - May 22 - June 21
Two heads are better than one, but be careful which one you think with.

Sagittarius - November 23 - December 21
The only difference between a hooker and a whore is a fee.
Cancer - June 22 - July 22
Fortune Cookies are full of shit, and so am I.		 Capricorn - December 22 - January 20
To find inner-balance, one must look deep.

Leo - July 23 - August 22
Jesus is coming.

 Aquarius - January 21 - February 19
Guilt sucks.
Virgo - August 23 - September 22
Repent.		 Pisces - February 20 - March 20
I am sick and tired of doing these Horoscopes, that only 55 people have read.