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07/23/00

 

Aries - March 21 - April 20
You have allowed old feelings to overwhelm you again. Repeat after me..."I am a beautiful and unique snowflake."

 

Libra - September 23 - October 23
"Mr. High-&-Mighty" opens his mouth and sticks his foot up his ass. Apologies are in order. Make a list, and practice..."I'm sorry, I was wrong." Again...

Taurus - April 21 - May 21
I do not hate you, Taurus. I loathe you. Don't step outside. Asteroids will be falling from the heavens, and one may just hit you hard.
Scorpio - October 24 - November 22
You've paid your dues. "Lady Luck" likes your face. Plan a trip to Vegas and spend that paycheck!

Gemini - May 22 - June 21
Seeing double? Stop drinking so much. You're going to drink yourself straight back to those "meetings" you kept avoiding.

Sagittarius - November 23 - December 21
You need structure. You really need purpose. Your energies are divided and scattered. Gather them up. Make a list.

Think things through.

Plan. Plan. Plan. Plan. Plan. Plan. Plan. Plan. Plan...

Cancer - June 22 - July 22
Tragedy and trauma seem to be your calling cards. You have become the "misery chick" everyone keeps avoiding. COOL OFF. Go for a walk and filter the theatrics out of your dialogue.
Capricorn - December 22 - January 20
Lately, you keep hitting your head against the wall. Aim for the floor, you'll discover something new.

Leo - July 23 - August 22
Plain and simple... sex. You want sex. You need sex. You like sex. You're gonna get sex. Wear a raincoat, cause it's gonna pour.

Aquarius - January 21 - February 19
Good fortune sometimes isn't always golden. It may not glitter or glisten, but it's value is immeasurable. Look around you. You are surrounded by wonderful things and people. There's a reason for it.
Virgo - August 23 - September 22
See Leo.
Pisces - February 20 - March 20
Have you sat and thought to yourself - "Life sucks". Well, honey, it does. It sucks major ass.