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07/16/00

	Aries - March 21 - April 20 You should only feel guilty about casual sex if it was bad. If it was good - change the sheets, turn the page and have a drink.		Libra - September 23 - October 23 Voyeurism turns you on. So? Don't feel cheapened. People pay money for a good show. Grab some popcorn, unzip, sit back and enjoy the show.
	Taurus - April 21 - May 21 I just hate you, Taurus. You have issues and you're full of shit. Don't come back. Your horoscopes are always going to be vicious. There is no hope for you here.		Scorpio - October 24 - November 22 Sometimes more can be said by keeping your mouth shut. Acquire that skill.
	Gemini - May 22 - June 21 You've been a lazy mother-fucker this weekend. You spent all your money on drinks and whores. Ask Leo how he got rid of that itch, cause you are going to need the info.		Sagittarius - November 23 - December 21 You are feeling overworked, stressed out and edgy. Take your own advice and step down for awhile. You've set your own hours, and agendas... rework the schedule, so you don't feel so drained. Even God took a day off.
	Cancer - June 22 - July 22 Your fifteen minutes of fame felt more like 3 seconds. You have to learn how to praise your own accomplishments, without making others think you're full of yourself.		Capricorn - December 22 - January 20 You've been enjoying the company of someone else lately. This good be the start of something truly beautiful. Take your time. Enjoy this.
	Leo - July 23 - August 22 You should do something nice for yourself today. Spend an hour or two at a spa. Go to museum. What makes you happy? What gives you peace of mind? Figure that out... and do it.		Aquarius - January 21 - February 19 Spiritual issues are slowly materializing in the background. You may have some unresolved issues that have been putting heavy guilt on you. Deal with them.
	Virgo - August 23 - September 22 Again, I apologize, poor Virgo. You have been sulking - emotionally battered by the horrible and malicious"misfortunes" I have been telling you. You are beautiful. You are sweet and caring. You are a cheap, butt-fucking, back-stabbing crack whore -- oops.		Pisces - February 20 - March 208 Sometimes a nice walk in the park, can resolve a clouded mind.