Aries - March 21 - April 20
Why are you sitting at home, eating popcorn, and watching re-runs of a show you never watched when it originally aired? You life is on hold - by your own choice. It is NOT going to miraculously start up again. People are drawn to you for a reason. Go out and be social.

Libra - September 23 - October 23
The scale is tipping. Your attention is being pulled in far too many directions. FOCUS YOUR ENERGIES. You won't get anything worthwhile done, otherwise.

You can only walk down one road at a time.

Gemini - May 22 - June 21
You overwork yourself. You keep saying you'll take some time off, but you don't. I said it last week. I will say it again today. TAKE SOME TIME OFF. You are not the endless source of energy you think you are.

Sagittarius - November 23 - December 21
There is nothing wrong with having a strong sexual appetite. The key word here is "moderation". You have been feeling "taken for granted" lately, haven't you? Well, how much thought goes into turning the doorknob when entering a room - get the connection?

Capricorn - December 22 - January 20
You have finally met someone who is worth the effort - chocolate and roses are not going to be enough.

Give it the effort, give it sincerity, and be original.

Leo - July 23 - August 22
I hope you got that itch taken care of by now, because I see an upcoming trip for you.

It's not going to be glamorous, but it will be fruitful. Stay away from Virgo.

Aquarius - January 21 - February 19
Dreams are gateways for inspiration. Listen to what your unconscious has been trying to tell you, and follow the path it leads you down.

Virgo - August 23 - September 22
Poor Virgo. I've been harsh with you lately. Instead of focusing in on your wonderful traits - your confidence, your cheery disposition, and good humor - I've been mercilessly bashing you. - But then again - if you weren't such a tunnel-hooker, I'd have nicer things to say to you.