Azodnem.com

Azodnem.com - The Cauldron

07/02/00

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	Aries - March 21 - April 20 Life can offer some beautiful lessons about itself, if you are willing to listen. Our mistakes become the greatest teachers and the best inspirations to do better for tomorrow.		Libra - September 23 - October 23 Is your boss making rude comments and strange sexual advances towards you? Does he constantly put his pen in his mouth and lick it suggestively? Put some Stacker2 in his coffee and watch that mother-fucker bounce off the walls. Boing. Boing. Boing.
	Taurus - April 21 - May 21 Mr. Right and Mr. Right Now usually end up sitting on the same side of the bar. Buy them both a drink, your chances with either will improve greatly if they're intoxicated.		Scorpio - October 24 - November 22 Did you ever get the feeling that no one is listening to you? Maybe you should stop criticizing everyone who crosses your path - Some hefty apologies are in order.
	Gemini - May 22 - June 21 There is nothing wrong with taking some time off for yourself. Call in"sick" and go see a movie or a play. Get your hands on some tickets to the theater. Treat yourself like number one, cause no one else will this week.		Sagittarius - November 23 - December 21 My fellow Sagittarians - Are we feeling overworked? oversexed? underpaid? unappreciated? unloved? unwanted? Well, with the moon in Uranus - some big changes are in store for you. Mr. or Ms. Right is just around the corner. Get ready for the ride of a lifetime, baby.
	Cancer - June 22 - July 22 Summer's coming. That new bathing suit will NOT fit. The salads and "fat-free" chips AREN'T doing it. The people at group therapy are full of shit. Try Stacker2 - the thing is crack - you'll still be fat, but have shitloads of energy.		Capricorn - December 22 - January 20 You put your foot in your mouth again, didn't you? You have the manners of a goat, and it's not funny anymore. You should seriously consider taking a vow of silence. Your life may depend on it.
	Leo - July 23 - August 22 That strange "itch" you woke up this morning is NOT just going to go away. You should pass by that free clinic on your way to work. In the meantime, try some Stacker2 - the thing is crack - you'll still have the rash, but have shitloads of energy.		Aquarius - January 21 - February 19 There is no such thing as a hopeless situation. Our ability to always see a better day dawning at the horizon defines as human beings. Bask in the sunlight for awhile.
	Virgo - August 23 - September 22 I have nothing to say to you. You are the reason that poor Leo is having a bad week. You should try some Stacker2 - the thing is crack - and a bed-hoping crack-ho' like you needs all the energy she can get.		Pisces - February 20 - March 20 This is going to be a fabulous week for you! Get out in the sunlight - dance in the moonlight! You owe yourself a lot more than you've been giving. You mean a great deal to many people - there's a reason for that, don't you think?