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06/20/00

 

Aries - March 21 - April 20
You need purpose in life. You've divided your energy and scattered it to the four winds. Gather it back, and focus it in one place. You'll be surprised what you are capable of - when your whole soul is into it.

 

Libra - September 23 - October 23
Hate your job? Is your boss an asshole? Stop bitching about it and do something. The hardest thing in life is to trust your gut feeling - but it gives you the greatest reward.

Taking a risk is the cornerstone of success.

Taurus - April 21 - May 21
Single again? Maybe it's time to sit back and re-examine yourself. The problem may not be the other person. You might be expecting people to live up to an unfair ideal.
Scorpio - October 24 - November 22
Don't let the negative moods of others influence you. Count your blessings - you have a lot in your favor.
Or do you need a parade and fanfare to make you see that?

Gemini - May 22 - June 21
Feeling overwhelmed at work? at home? Take it easy. Everybody has issues. Learn to take the hard things with a little more ease. Your temper has been flaring a little too much lately. It's unattractive.

Sagittarius - November 23 - December 21
My fellow Sagittarians - we are destiny's kings. Pick a target and shoot for it. We rarely miss. Follow your own heart, for it, better than anything or anyone else knows you and what makes you happy. Don't let your insecurities or "bad vibes" slow you down.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as such.

Cancer - June 22 - July 22
The answers to your problems don't always announce their presence. Look for the little clues that will lead to the big solution. Maybe a nice walk in the rain, or a trip to the mall will hold an unexpected revelation. Go buy some shoes, take an Aquarius with you.

Capricorn - December 22 - January 20
What ever happened to the Unknown Comic? You have the potential to be the life of the party this week. Go dancing, host a party... or even a dinner. Surround yourself with the people you love.

Their energy and good will make all the difference in the world.

Leo - July 23 - August 22
An honest smile and a firm hand shake can make a good impression better. New faces will be popping into your life this week, take a good look. One of them is going to catch more than just your eye.

Aquarius - January 21 - February 19
The smallest things in life, often give the greatest pleasure. You've let too many negative thoughts flow into your head lately. Go sit in a park and feed some pigeons. Get yourself new shoes, your current sneakers look like crap anyway.

Virgo - August 23 - September 23
Whore! Wandering eyes have gotten you in trouble before. Didn't learn your lesson then? Desires and fantasies play an important part of our life, but even the Olympics take a four year break. Take a long cold shower, honey. If you still need some "pussy" go and adopt a cat.

Pisces - February 20 - March 20
Life isn't always a banquet. Sometimes it throws difficult obstacles and hard choices in your way. Just remember one thing - You have the power. You decide to wake up in the morning. You decide what to wear. You decide to go to work. Maybe it's time you decided to put yourself first.