Aries
- March 21 - April 20 2001 promises to be a sweeter year.
2000 left you drained and almost broken. You survived, and prospered
despite the odds.
Expect nothing less
than the best this year, because you're going to get it!
Libra
- September 23 - October 23 You've
been waiting for things to change in your life. New career opportunities...
New excitement in your love life... New places to go... Did it ever
occur to you that you possess the power to bring on those changes?
Quit your job... have sex on a roller coaster... in Japan.
Taurus
- April 21 - May 21 Making amends
for past mistakes is a great way to begin a new year. You've stepped
on several toes, recently. "I'm sorry" can mean a lot more
than you think.
Scorpio
- October 24 - November 22 Beloved Scorpios
- feeling unhappy? confused? overwhelmed? distraught? Too bad.
Gemini
- May 22 - June 21 Focus...
Focus... Breathe and relax... Don't let those tense moments overwhelm
you. You have a great capacity for reason. Learn to keep your anger
in check.. Focus... Focus... Breathe and relax...
Sagittarius
- November 23 - December 21 Have
you ever noticed, that I have never given fellow Sagittarians a
truly bad horoscope? It's nice to be in power.
2000 generally sucked, but had few good moments.
2001 will be better.
Cancer
- June 22 - July 22 Simplicity
can often bring great joy. Look around yourself. Maybe it's time to
clear out some of that old clutter.
Capricorn
- December 22 - January 20 Tsk.
Tsk. Tsk. I have warned you time and again about the vicious little
"nasties" that come out of your mouth. You've hurt the feelings
of someone close to you and guilt is sitting on your shoulder. My
suggestion... a nice candlelit dinner and a bottle of champagne. Enjoy
it... cause unfortunately, you'll be dining alone.
Leo
- July 23 - August 23 You feel
very low on energy right now. The holidays have drained a great
deal out of you. There is nothing wrong with needing a holiday from
holidays.
Be selfish... vanish
for a few days and recharge.
Aquarius
- January 21 - February 19 Pride has been
known to prevent many great people from truly succeeding in life.
Be realistic about yourself and your talents.
Virgo
- August 23 - September 22 You
poor woman. Time after time, I have endlessly battered your ego with
vicious little comments about your lack of morality and overzealous
sex life... but, darling... those are your good qualities.
Pisces
- February 20 - March 20 Chocolate
is your friend, and so am I.